Prem Kaa Game Dialogues | Bollywood Romance Film | Dialouges Status

Prem Kaa Game Dialogues | Bollywood Romance Film | Dialouges Status

Prem Kaa Game Dialogues | Bollywood Romance Film

Tum patiyon ke liye shaadi ek hadsa hoga ... lekin hum patniyon ke liye shaadi ek haseen hadsa hai
Mereko duniya ki nazar mein mat gira ... mubarak ho shaadi ki saalgirah
Chori ke aam ka har koi deewana ... joh pakda gaya woh chor hai aur joh bach gaya woh sayana
Maine teri maang kya bhar di ... tu bhar-bharke maangti phir rahi hai
Saat pheron ke bandhan mein joh jaadu hai ... woh jeete ji kabhi pati patni ko juda hone nahi deta
Yeh shaadi joh hai na woh public toilet hai ... jitne log bahar khade hai na, unko andar jaane ki jaldi hai ... joh log andar hai, unko bahar aane ki jaldi hai
Ghar mein jis pati ki dhaak nahi chalti ... bahar uski aankh chalti hai ... samajh lijiye jab wife bhadki toh apne aap khul jaati hai nazar ki khidki
Yeh joh auratein hoti hai na, yeh internet ke virus ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle to mard ki life mein enter hoti hai ... phir uske dil aur dimaag ko scan karke ... uski sari khushiyan, uski sari azaadi, uske sare bank balance apne account mein transfer kar leti hai ... aur badle mein mard ke account mein kya download karti hai ... (kya?) ... tension, tadap, ghutan, bechaini, jhik-jhik, bachche ... aur uske chehre ki smile ko delete karke usse hamesha hamesha ke liye hang karke chali jaati hai
Ek baar mard hang ho gaya toh phir woh female kya ... e-mail ke layak bhi nahi reh jaata
Ring fasi toh ladki fasi
Shaadi shuda aadmi test cricketer ki tarah hota hai ... usse lambi innings khelni hai ... toh zara pyar se, aaram se ... T20 ke chakkar mein padoge toh Tik-20 ki naubat aa jayegi
Jahan lad-ka aur lad-ki ho ... wahan lad-na toh hoga hi na
Khel khatam, paisa hazam ... sudar gaya khasam, khake kasam