Clever Status For Whatsapp, One Liner Cleaver Status, Short Cleaver Status

Clever Status For Whatsapp, One Liner Cleaver Status, Short Cleaver Status

Clever Whatsapp Status

If Any one need relationship than Msg me I am free for everyone!
You are not to old complete your dream true!
Rules are made to the break!
No one is perfect understanding is important!
My life is like open book but I am not allowed to anyone to read it!
Leave present time good, No one know about the tomorrow!
Its Cute When your Crush's Crush is You.
Always try don't feel fail without try!

Clever Status For Whatsapp In English

My first name and your last name, together make sound great!..
My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.
Love doesn't show up on an X-ray... but it's there.
In today's world, the key to success is to delete your ..Whatsapp and Facebook account!
If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong..!
I might as well call you Google, Bcoz you have everything that I am looking for...
I am type of person, who wants to get good Marks, but doesn't want to study!
I am 'SINGLE' Because I have not found someone, who deserves ME...!
All man are not fools, some stay bachelors.! 

Clever Status In Hindi 

 हर स्त्री, पुरुष के साथ बराबरी चाहती है, मगर इस शर्त के साथ कि चूहे, छिपकली और कॉकरोच के साथ पुरुष अकेले ही निपटेगा !
" बात " उन्हीं की होती है, जिनमें कोई " बात " होती है..
 बोला था ना मुझे block मत कर….देख तेरी friend मेरे love में फंस गई. 
 अगर आज वो मुझसे बात कर लेती तो कौन सा कहर टूट पड़ता। खामोस रहकर खुद उसने तूफ़ान को न्योता दिया है।। 
 कोई फूलों से करता ह प्यार कोई कांटो से हम उनसे करते hप्यार जो हम से करते hप्यार 

New Clever Status About Life 

We should love, Not fall in love...Because everything that falls, gets broken...
Sometimes no matter..! how much you want things to happen!, all you can do is wait...
Dream is not complete by sleeping!
I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!
I am Not link to my self 'Special' I think I am 'Limited' Edition!
God made every person different, He got tired! when time he got to china...
God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well...we all make mistakes.
Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see... and don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.
Don't think about tomorrow, Think about the now!
Don't talk to me Bcoz I was attached easily! 

Funny Clever Status In English

We should love, not fall in love. B'coz everything that falls, gets broken.
Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.
No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.
ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos and Google with no results.
ME without you is like: 'Facebook' without friends, 'Google' with no results and 'Youtube' without videos!
Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.
I feel like a Indiana Jones, b'coz you are the treasure I am looking for.
I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn't want to study :)
I am SINGLE because I haven't found someone who deserves ME.
For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.
Advantages of speaking truth is that you don't need to think to speak!

Latest Clever Status For Whatsapp

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.
My first name and your last name would sound great together.
Im a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Better late than never, but never late is better.

Best Clever Status Quotes for Whatsapp

You remind me of my Chinese friend...Ug Lee
When it's time to go, don't doubt or hesitate, hello to Great and Good Bye to good!!!
Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!
There is nothing greater in the world, than being loving parents...
The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can't do.!
Real relationship is that in which we fight love trust each other.!
People who are closed mind always open their mouth!
No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
Love doesn't show up on an X-ray...but it's there.
Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
If you expect the world to be fair with you b'coz you are fair with them. It's like expecting a lion not to eat you b'coz you don't eat lion.
I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones