Masti Dialogues | Bollywood Comedy Film | Dialouges Status

Masti Dialogues | Bollywood Comedy Film | Dialouges Status

Masti Dialogues | Bollywood Comedy Film

Tumse aadhe second ki bhi doori mujhe aadha kar deti hai
Duniya mein teen cheezein bin bulaye aa jaati hai ... maut, julaab aur yeh janaab
Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai ... dibbe mein se ghee ... gair kanooni basti ... aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti
Mujhe bhoolne ki galati karoge ... toh khud ek yaad banke reh jaoge
Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga ... ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega ... aur nikalna bhi
Duniya mein sirf teen cheezein hai joh kitni bhi koshish karo tedhi ki tedhi rehti hai ... kutte ki dum ... padosi mulk ki niyat ... aur Sikandar ke haathon se maroordi hui gardan
Hamari zindagi mein na hi koi mazaa hai, na hi koi masti ... balki ek aaisi bhel puri hai jis mein chutney nahi hai ... ek aaisi kulfi hai jis mein malai nahi ... ek aaisi daal hai jis mein tadka nahi
Raaste ke beech mein prem ... what a shame
Tum mahaan ho, bhagwan ka vardaan ho ... mere jeene ka samaan ho
Shaadi ke saath na sirf engagement ring aur wedding ring aate hai ... balki ek aur ring bhi aata hai ... suffering
Biwiyon ko zyada sar pe nahi chadana chahiye ... varna woh sar ka dard ban jaati hai
I hate crime and I hate criminals
Kabhi Santoshi maa ka vrat, toh kabhi Ambe maa ka, kabhi Durga maa ka, toh kabhi padosi ki maa ka ... kabhi solha somwar, toh kabhi Ganesh ka mangalwar
Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai ... aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh ... paseena nikalta hai
Ladki aur kadki ... Meet ka baal bhi baanka nahi kar sakti
Yahan hua late ... aur wahan nikla pet
Madh island ka beach ... beach par bungla ... aur bungaly mein Vimla aur Mangla
Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai ... baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai
Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa ... bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga
Ladkiyan aur din ... subah hote hi badalne chahiye
Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele ... dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele
Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai ... joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai
Na mili koi beautiful chick ... toh chalega koi bhi Tom, Harry ya Dick
Parathe maange toh chaante milenge
Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki "Haathi Mere Saathi" ... aur ek meri hai haath hi mere saathi