Main Tera Hero Dialogues | Bollywood Action Film | Dialouges Status

Main Tera Hero Dialogues | Bollywood Action Film | Dialouges Status

Main Tera Hero Dialogues | Bollywood Action Film

Main dikhta hoon sweet, innocent, swami type ka na ... lekin actually hoon bahut bade harami type ka
Acha khasa Ranbir Kapoor mil raha tha ... lekin inki kismat mein toh Shakti Kapoor hi likha tha
Life mein main sirf teen cheezon ka fan hoon ... TV pe Amitji ka crorepati, tennis mein Mahesh Bhupati aur bhagwanon mein mere pyare Ganpati
Jaise ladoo mein hota hai meva ... jaise dance mein hai Prabhu Deva ... vaise main karoonga Bali bhaiya ki seva
Aap karen toh raas leela ... main karon toh bhai ki tarah character dheela
Pehle ko toh main todhoonga, doosre ko toh main phodoonga ... aur teesre ko toh main todh phod ke jhodoonga aur phir todhoonga
Dil aapka bada hai, bill apna chota hai ... dua mein yaad rakhna bhai, chalo apun chalta hai
I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... aur agar tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diya na ... I'll poke you
Itni moti hai yeh ... ki agar weighing scale pe khadi ho gayi na toh vazan ke badle "To Be Continued" aayega
Jaise har Coke cola nahi hota ... jaise har chana chola nahi hota ... vaise hi har masoom dekhne waala bhola nahi hota
Jaise English mein saboot ko proof kehte hai ... ghar ki chhat ko roof kehte hai ... vaise hi har language mein aap jaison ko bewakoof kehte hai
Jaise har double cross dokha hota hai ... jaise har boundary chauka hota hai ... vaise hi mooh kholne ka bhi sahi mauka hota hai
Main roz prarthana karta hoon ... ke mere ghar bhikari aaye, mere badan mein bimari aaye ... par tu kabhi na aaye
Tumhari harkatein, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki Hindi ... aaisi hai joh kabhi seedhi ho hi nahi sakti
Jaise June se pehle May aata hai ... jaise paanch ke baad che aata hai ... vaise hi har doggy ka day aata hai
Jaise Superman pehenta cape hai ... jaise King Kong ko kehte ape hai ... vaise yeh great escape hai
Yeh hum mein degree nahi ... third degree dilwayega