Chashme Baddoor (2013) Dialogues | Bollywood Drama Film | Dialouges Status

Chashme Baddoor (2013) Dialogues | Bollywood Drama Film | Dialouges Status

Chashme Baddoor (2013) Dialogues | Bollywood Drama Film

Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai ... Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai
Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai ... pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai
Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao ... toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi
When you can't change the girl ... change the girl
Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah ... taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah ... aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah
Buddies you are my chaddies
Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? ... husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath, baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat
Maine bhari mehfil mein sher maara ... toh sherni vidhva ho gayi
Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai
Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai ... toh beta bolta hai ki - "dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega"
Life mein teen cheezo ko kabhi underestimate nahi karna chahiye ... love, sex aur dokha
Na suhaag hai na raat hai, phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai ... believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai
Ibtada-e-ishq hai, rota hai kya ... toilet paper hai, dhota hai kya?
Madhuri ki muskaan, Juhi ka jadoo, Sridevi ki shararat ... aur dhaki hui Mallika Sherawat
When I am good I am good ... when I am bad I am even better
Is vidya ke mandir mein ... yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai ... magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas "Dirty Picture" ki Vidya Balan nahi hai
Chahe marr hum jaye phir bhi marham lagake jayenge ... dost ke dil se utar ke nahi, dost ke dil mein utar ke jayenge
Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch
Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya ... bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya
Early to bed and early to rise ... makes your girlfriend go with other guys
Dono ka blood group bhi ek hi hai ... isliye nahi ki dono judwaa hai ... isliye ki dono ek doosre ka khoon chooste rehte hai
Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai ... tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua ... tu hi uska Superman hai
Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai ... saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai
You're the one jispe atka hai mann
Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta hai ... bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bachche ki amma nazar aata hai
Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita
Physically maro line toh tabhiyat ekdum fine
Ki gal hai? ... life mein koi girl hai?
Kiss ki nahi hoti koi classes ... it's just a hit with the masses
Yeh Seema woh hai jiski koi seema nahi ... aur yeh Seema woh hai jiske character ka koi bima nahi
Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai
What Raniji can't ... I can!
Apne dil ke detergent se saare gile shikve saaf kar dijiye
Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai ... main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai ... main tera langot tu meri neck tie ... main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai
Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai ... dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai