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Thursday, 5 May 2016

200 Crazy Whatsapp Status Hilarious Collection

Crazy Whatsapp Status

Our most crazy collection, here is the checklist of Two HUNDRED Crazy Whatsapp Status in English and Hindi for you. You could select any one of the best crazy whatsapp status for your status bar.
This collection is actually insane as well as amusing, which you could utilize on any type of social networking site or application. So, Take pleasure in!

Best Crazy Whatsapp Status

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... it's called Monday, please fix it.
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
Always remember you are UNIQUE - Just like everybody else.
At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :)
Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
Dream as if you’ll live forever... Live as if tomorrow is last one.
It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.
Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise. 
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
You don’t have to like me... I am not a facebook status. 
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death...
Save water......
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
You can never buy Love... But still you have to pay for it..

Crazy Whatsapp Status In Hindi 

पडो पडो मेरा स्टेटस पडो जो पड़ेगा तभी तो इंडिया बढ़ेगा..!!
200 Crazy Whatsapp Status
ना चंपा ‪#‎ना‬ पारो ‪#‎आपना‬ तो एक ही ‪#‎ऊसूल‬ है हर लडकी पे ‪#‎लाईन‬ मारो…!
मेरा दिल आशिक़ाना और तेरा फिगर कातिलाना.
अच्छी पत्नी और चालु पङोसन सब नसीब की बाते हैं.
प्यार में गिरने के लिए ओेर अपनी गिरी हुई सोच के लिये कि्पया गुरुत्वाकर्षण को दोष ना दे.
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Crazy Status for Whatsapp in English

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
God is really creative, I mean just look at me.
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left one million dollars in the...'
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
I'm jealous of my parents... I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...

 Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English

C.L.A.S.S - Come late and start sleeping :)
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship :P
People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Crazy Whatsapp Status For Friends

Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!
Eat - Sleep - Regret - Repeat.
Good Morning, let the stress begin...
Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!
Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…
Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
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Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
WoW now I’m a graduate... Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
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